Cause I like to be gone most of the time,
And you like to be home most of the time.
If I stay in one place I lose my mind.
I’m a pretty impossible lady to be with.

Joey never met a bike that he didn’t want to ride,
And I never met a Toby that I didn’t like.
Scotty liked all of the books that I recommended,
Even if he didn’t I wouldn’t be offended.

I had a dream that had to drive to Madison
To deliver a painting for some silly reason.
I took a wrong turn and ended up in Michigan.
Paul Baribeau took me to the giant tire swing.
Gave me a push and he started singing
I sang along while I was swinging.
The sound of our voices made us forget everything
That had ever hurt our feelings.

Joey never met a bike that he didn’t want to ride,
And I never met a Toby that I didn’t like.
Scotty liked all of the books that I recommended,
Even if he didn’t I wouldn’t be offended I wouldn’t be offended.

Now I’m home for less than twenty-four hours.
That’s hardly time to take a shower,
Hug my family and take your picture off the wall,
Check my email write a song and make a few phone calls.
Before it’s time to leave again,
I’ve got one hand on the steering wheel
One waving out the window.
If I’m a spinster for the rest of my life,
My arms will keep me warm on cold and lonely nights.

Joey never met a bike that he didn’t want to ride,
And I never met a Toby that I didn’t like.
Scotty liked all of the books that I recommended,
Even if he didn’t I wouldn’t be offended