If you wouldn’t mind I would like to blew
If you wouldn’t mind I would like to loose
If you wouldn’t care I would like to leave
If you wouldn’t mind I would like to breathe
Is there another reason for your stain
Could you believe who we knew was stress or strain?
Here is another word that rhymes with shame
If you wouldn’t mind I would like to blew
If you wouldn’t mind I would like to loose
If you wouldn’t care I would like to leave
If you wouldn’t mind I would like to breathe
(x2)
Is there another reason for your stain
Could you believe who we knew was stress or strain?
Here is another word that rhymes with shame
(x8)
You could do anything
Bell on door ring; ‘come on in’
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down in [the] chair, don’t be afraid
Steamed hot towel on my face
I was shaved
I was shamed
I was shamed
Barney ties me to the chair
I can’t see, I’m really scared
Floyd breathes hard, I hear the zip
Pee-Pee pressed against my lips
I was shamed
I was shaved
I was shamed
I sense others in the room
Opie, Aunt Bea, I presume
They take turns, they cut me up
I died smothered in Andy’s Clutch
I was shamed
I was shamed
I was shaved
I need an easy friend
I do … with an ear to lend
I do … think you fit this shoe
I do … won’t you have a clue
I’ll take advantage while
You hang me out to dry
But I can’t see you every night for free
I do
I’m standing in your line
I do … hope you have the time
I do … pick a number too
I do … keep a date with you
I’ll take advantage while
You hang me out to dry
But I can’t see you every night for free
I need an easy friend
I do … with an ear to lend
I do … think you fit this shoe
I do … won’t you have a clue
I’ll take advantage while
You hang me out to dry
But I can’t see you every night (x2)
For free
I do … (x4)
(x4)
Won’t you believe it
It’s just my luck
(x3)
No recess
(x4)
Won’t you believe it
It’s just my luck
(x3)
No recess
(x8)
You’re in high school again
(x7)
No recess
